V-Day
How pissed would you be if you were an actor and didn’t get picked for this movie? Every actor who’s ever made a million dollars is in this one. I mean come on! Congratulations Hollywood, you’ve done it again. Easy money: you’ve made a movie called Valentine’s Day (real creative), chosen every actor imaginable to appeal to everyone you can, now hilarity will ensure as some love triangle unfolds. I don’t even need to watch a trailer to already know what this movie is about.
“A diverse group of Los Angelenos navigate their way through romance and heartbreak over the course of one Valentine’s Day.”
Yep, let’s take the style of Crash and turn it into a chaotic day of romance. Jackpot.
All we need are actors…
Jessica Alba
Kathy Bates
Jessica Biel
Bradley Cooper
Eric Dane
Patrick Dempsey
Hector Elizondo
Jamie Foxx
Jennifer Garner
Topher Grace
Anne Hathaway
Ashton Kutcher
Queen Latifah
Taylor Lautner
George Lopez
Shirley MacLaine
Emma Roberts
Julia Roberts
Taylor Swift
Oh shit, while were at it have Taylor Swift sing for the soundtrack. And now you have the single most regrettable purchase for thousands of boyfriends who are about to drop $30+ on the most unbearable 2 hours of their lives.
